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Hey Hey Howdy​!​! It's Girlband!

by Steve Goodie

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Slumber Party 02:53
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Hey we're Girlband! Rockin' Brownie troop 308! Put on your PJs and your bunny slippers, Cause everyone's invited to a slumber party! Hey hey howdy, be my friend Come on over and let's pretend We're superheroes who've got a band that rocks Hey hey howdy, let's wiggle till Our tongues fall out and our bladders spill Let's have ourselves a killer pillow fight And we'll all jump on the bed We'll all jump on the bed We'll all jump on the bed until we barf It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party My brother's away at military school! It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party I made the onion dip! It's fun it's fun we won't let anyone Go to sleep, don't go to sleep Hey hey howdy, potato chips Braid you hair with glitter clips Smother up your bubble lips with gloss Hey hey howdy, we'll make some noise No cooties from no stinky boys If you see one then feed him poison rocks And we'll all jump on the bed We'll all jump on the bed We'll all jump on the bed until we barf It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party Don't eat that, that's not peanut butter! It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party C'mon, somebody paint my toenails! It's fun it's fun we won't let anyone Go to sleep, don't go to sleep Hey hey howdy Oh hey hey howdy I said hey hey howdy
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Buy My Cookies 02:55
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Ladies and gentlemen, moms and dads… Start your engines! It's that time of year… You see us coming out of the minivans Wearing our cute little uniforms And we've got boxes, lots of boxes You know the boxes You know what I'm talking about! 308, 308, 308 is so darn great! I want to go to summer camp, I would like to earn a bike The pretty pink one! There are plenty of prizes in the catalog I know I'd really like I want that, I want that, I want that! You see me a-boppin' down your street You pretend that you're not home Pretend that you're on the telephone Hey I'll kick your screen door down Buy my cookies, buy my cookies Guitar! I'm bringing my little brother Got my mom driving the van You have no flippin' out idea How serious I am If those brats living on the hill Beat me this time I swear I'll T.P. your entire house And I'll pull out my own hair Ow! Buy my cookies, buy my cookies Now I know you've got your excuses Oh, I'm sorry, You've caught me without my checkbook Oops! I just started Jenny Craig Look here Lola... I see what you've got in that shopping bag. And it's not cottage cheese! Remember that I'm nine years old I'll outlive all you all I'll hunt you down every street I'll chase you through the mall I've got eye of the tiger, baby I know what I need While you waddle into your SUV This Girl Scout's built for speed Buy my cookies, buy my cookies I'm begging you, buy my cookies You better buy ‘em Please buy my cookies Just one box, just one box Just, just, just one box, one box What? One of each? Uh huh… Wow! Uh huh… uh huh! We see what you're made of Folding like a house of cards C is for cookie, that's good enough for me I guess I could bring ‘em by… P is for pushy, that's good enough for me Oh yeah, we have plenty, uh huh, uh huh P is for pushy
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Poop on That 02:49
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My stupid little brother's in my stuff again He's wearing my brand new hat I went and told Mom, she didn't do nothin', well Poop on that My stupid older sister got a baseball glove And a brand new aluminum bat I got a dictionary made for Scrabble, well Poop on that Poop on that, poop on that, well Poop poop poop on that I can't win, with all the poop I'm in, so Poop on that I said, "Hey mom, can we get a dog?" But my little sister wanted a cat Well guess what happened, I'm cleaning the litterbox Poop on that My stupid old teacher gave me so much homework Cause I put some gum where he sat It took me ten hours, and then the cat ate it, well Poop on that Poop on that, poop on that, well Poop poop poop on that I can't win, with all the poop I'm in, so Poop on that Poop solo! Tommy likes Suzie better than me I heard him say that I'm too fat And then his mom took them to 31 Flavors, well Poop on that Grandma came by for a little visit She was bossing me in no time flat Now she says she's staying all summer, well... All summer... for the love of pete... July... how will I endure? Come kiss Grandma!! Poop on that Poop on that, poop on that, well Poop poop poop on that I can't win, with all the poop I'm in, so Poop poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poop on that Poop poopy doop Cha cha cha
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The Pajamas of My Mind 04:00
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No one really understands How bedtime rescues me The only math I ever do Is when I'm counting sheep The pajamas of my mind They are doing fine The pajamas of my mind Oh, they are doing fine Ahhhh Hot chocolate swims around me I'm fluffy flying free, fluffy I'm a floating marshmallow In my jammies with the feet The pajamas of my mind They are doing fine The pajamas of my mind Oh, they are doing fine Ahhhh The pajamas of my mind Wishing makes it mine I'm blowing hopscotch bubbles I'm frittering my time The pajamas of my mind Grownups wait in line I'm flying purple roller blades I'm frittering my time The pajamas of my mind Ahhhh The pajamas of my mind They are doing fine The pajamas of my mind Oh, they are doing fine Ahhhh Solitary mind, solitary mind Hari krishna, krishna krishna Hari hari Oo oh gee I'm sorry Would you like to play Atari Not even in Tucumcari For Halloween I'm Mata Hari Like my dad's brand new Ferrari I voted for Marion Bar-ry Who drives a '94 Volare He's a cracker jack There's no such thing as a '94 Volare They stopped making 'm in '79 Creative license Mine has been revoked! I'm not just a rock star, I'm an artist! I'm not just Mayor McCheese, I'm a cultural i-con-vict I'm not an actor, But I play one on TV I'm not a headphone, But I am stuck in your ear Don't hate me because I'm pitiful There goes a guitar down the street My name is Luca Choo choo! Like almond rooca Hey, bull...
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My Brother's Coming Back to Town 03:01
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Things had been terrible They'd just been terrible But things are looking up Yah they're looking up He'd gotten a scholarship He'd gotten a scholarship Cause he can swish and dunk Can he swish and dunk He'd been away too long But now he's coming home My brother's coming back to town, to town To town, to town When bullies pulled my ponytail Bullies pulled my ponytail My brother beat 'em up Yeah he beat 'em up He tried to teach our dog to dance Tried to teach our dog to dance But then he gave that up Yeah he gave that up He'd been away too long But now he's coming home My brother's coming back to town, to town To town, to town He's got a moustache now He's got a moustache now It's not too thick in spots Not too thick in spots He still drinks all the milk He still drinks all the milk He drinks straight from the box Yeah straight from the box He'd been away too long But now he's coming home My brother's coming back, I said My brother's coming back, I said My brother's coming back to town, to town To teach that dog to dance Town, to town He still drinks all the milk Town, to town It's not too thick in spots Spots
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Pinky Swear 02:34
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Summertime comes to a close Time to pack away our summer camp stuff And go with our mommies home We've made friends And now it's time to say with a tear In our little old eye... "Bye bye, my friend, good bye bye." I wanted you to be the very last to sign my shirt Though you're wet from water bombs I'd still give you a hug There's still punch and popsicles but I'm not hungry now Everyone should know that nothing ever has to change You live over by the hills so You'll go to a different Junior High Over there Pinky swear you'll still come over almost every day Pinky swear that we're the best of friends If you moved to Cucamonga I would write to you I pinky swear it's true
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Mrs. G 03:09
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Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G Pick me, Ms. G I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep Pick me, Ms. G I'd give up half my Pokemon if you'll play on our team My favorite book's the one you always read to me The Harry Potter one, that's got the chimpanzee I wish all of my free time, was just you and me time Pick me, Ms. G I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep Pick me, Ms. G I'd give up half my Pokemon if you'll play on our team But then on summer break you go away Do you live in the cabinet, do you live in your jeep Do you have to listen when your mom says go to sleep I watch TV till I can hardly see But I'd rather hang around your desk And watch you grade our sheets Pick me, Ms. G I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep Pick me, Ms. G I'd give up half my Pokemon if you'll play on our team Who is the teacher that is really cool Who makes you want to do well in school (not me) Who teaches readin' and writin' and stuff (I know) Who says “Good morning, Flufferpuff” Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G All right, here I'm waving my hand, Ms. G, Ms. G! I know, I know, I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me Ms. G!! Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
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Talk in Español 04:15
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Muffin, we better practice if we're gonna get our Spanish-speaking merit badge! That's right everybody! Spanish class is in session! We're gonna talk in Espanol We're gonna talk in Espanol We're gonna talk in Espanol We're gonna talk in Espanol We're gonna talk in Espanol We're gonna talk in Espanol Can you say hola? Hola! Como esta? Como esta! Taco? Taco! Chalupa? Chalupa! That's very very very good… Talk in Espanol! That's how we talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol Pop quiz #1 That's how we talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol, oh yeah We talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol Pop quiz #2 That's how we talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol That's how we talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol (even the dog) We talk in Espanol We talk in Espanol Pop quiz #3 Ba la la la, La Bamba Ba la la la, La Bamba Say Frito Lay, say Frito Lay, say Frito Lay Ba la La Bamba Ba la La Bamba Ba la La Bamba Chalupa…
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Training Bra 02:36
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Oh Mom, why can't I have one I'll take good care of it, I swear Oh Mom, why can't I be like everyone All my friends are set up there Training bra, I want a training bra Get me a training bra, I need a training bra Training bra, I want a training bra Get me a training bra, I need a training bra… Oh Mom, how come I'm so slow I'm almost nine and a half Oh Mom, how come I don't grow In the brownie troop everyone laughs Training bra, you need a training bra Go get a training bra, a little a training bra Training bra, you need a training bra Sears makes training bra, a little training bra… You're much too young But I want one, oh… Training bra, I want a training bra Get me a training bra, I need a training bra Training bra, I want a training bra Get me a training bra, I need a training bra Training bra, I want a training bra I need a training bra, get me a training bra Training bra, I want a training bra A lacy training bra, get me a training bra Training bra, I want a training bra Just like my ma Get me a training bra, I need a training bra With lace on top Training bra, I want a training bra Just like my ma Get me a training bra I need a training, I'm tired of explaining Training bra Please!
10.
Real Good Cry 03:21
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It's supper time, but none for me I tripped this boy, he chipped his teeth They don't understand me, nobody does Well I don't care now, and that's because I'm gonna treat myself to a real good cry Gonna mean it when I say goodbye They cancel all the best cartoons Moms just say no to pet raccoons One day I'll show them, I'll show them all And they can't ground me, when I'm so tall I'm gonna treat myself to a real good cry Gonna mean it when I say goodbye I'll hop aboard a boxcar, I'll see the world I'll join the army and the circus I'll do just what I want to, I'll sing all day I'll live on Frosted Flakes and Yoohoo They say in school, just be yourself But when you do, they give you grief My classmates bore me, they're all so slow They raise their hands up, when they don't know I'm gonna treat myself to a real good cry Gonna mean it when I say goodbye Treat myself, real good cry Mean it when, I say goodbye Say goodbye
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Boys Are Stinky 03:25
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Who makes you puke every time you see 'em? Who's the most creepy kind of human bein'? Who's so gross and who's so mean and Who's so very very stinky? Boys are stinky They're stinky stinky boys Boys are stinky Like a dirty diaper Boys are stinky Who makes you barf every time you see 'em? Who doesn't wash when they're done peein'? Who's so dumb and who's so rude and Who's so very very very very very very stinky? I'll tell ya… Boys are stinky Like a green burrito Boys are stinky I think I'm gonna pass out Boys are stinky, oh yeah I wouldn't be a boy for all the money there is I'd much rather stick things in my eye If you're a boy I feel sorry for you And your smell just makes me cry I'll tell you why… Boys are stinky Like a big old green tornado Boys are stinky Like a bug in a potato Boys are stinky, oh yeah Stinky stinky stinky Stinky stinky stinky Stinky stinky stinky Stinky
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Braces 03:02
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Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah It's field trip day, I've waited all week Johnny sit here, I saved you a seat We're on the bus and we're riding along But something's wrong I can't kiss you cause I have braces It doesn't matter how sweet your face is I have metal in all the wrong places No I can't kiss you cause I have braces Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm such a dork, I feel so dumb This never would have happened but I sucked my thumb And you're so tall, and your hair's so wild But I'm afraid to smile I can't kiss you cause I have braces It doesn't matter how sweet your face is I have metal in all the wrong places No I can't kiss you cause I have braces Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah It's always something and it's so unfair I just know I've got a bunch of spinach stuck in there I sit by the phone and wait for your call But you won't And it's all the orthodontist's fault All his fault All his fault All his fault I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth Metal metal metal metal in my mouth I got metal metal metal metal Metal metal metal metal, ahhh I can't kiss you cause I have braces It doesn't matter how sweet your face is I have metal in all the wrong places I can't kiss you cause… I can't kiss you cause I have braces [blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth] It doesn't matter how sweet your face is [blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth] I have metal in all the wrong places [blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth] I can't kiss you cause I have braces
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Slumber Party (Reprise) 03:19
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One two three four! Yeah buddy, that sure was fun! And on behalf of myself, and Muffin, and Thea, and Cricket, we just want to invite everybody back to do this again, all the time, 'cause everybody knows... It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party The record's over, play it again! It's fun it's fun to have a slumber party I got the music in my teeth! It's fun it's fun there won't be anyone Who goes to sleep, don't go to sleep Hey hey howdy Hey hey howdy Oh hey hey howdy Goodbye! Yeah, goodbye everybody! Remember to be nice, or you'll get in trouble!

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What do you get when two six-foot guys start singing about training bras and slumber parties? That's right - GIRLBAND! Steve went kinda nuts in 2001, and this two-man band is the result. Check it out - it's totally G-rated, making it a great gift for kids of all ages (and genders).

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released January 1, 2001

Produced by Steve Goodie and Burpo

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Steve Goodie Nashville, Tennessee

For as long as songwriters and musicians have been plying their creative wares, it's been understood that music is a funny business. For comedian/songwriter Steve Goodie, a slight twist might be more apt: "Funny is a music business."

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